Herbapotimus 

Noun. Name for someone who is extremely cocky and tan. They also use australian gold bronzer and spiker hair gel. Or anything related to Jersey. Also a person who thinks they can get with any girl.

I'm commiting the robbery on a herbapotimus.

Herbapotimus by Sharper ER May 25, 2011

herpapotamus 

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

herpapotamus by kitten3077 January 4, 2012