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henderson high 

a school where navigating the hallways of one of the richest schools in Pennsylvania you come across the girls that are "popular" participating in the Bulimia Olympics, but not without carrying their Louis Vuitton bags and wearing the latest from Abercrombie & Fitch with the "thong of the week" from Victoria Secret. Once you get your eyes rolled at a few times and a few dirty looks from the sluts--I mean girls, you come across the other half. If you aren't wearing pants 12 sizes too big along with your ice 'round your neck and a joint in your pocket, you aint cool. Everyone belongs to the Ghetto, or wish they did, as they trip over themselves tryin to rap their way down the hall. Gotta have had sex or gotten drunk or you're just plain weird, and if you have something to do, you are in the minority, but whites definately aren't. and, henderson high girls are known as the sluttiest slut in the chester county.
you know you are in henderson when...


- you come across at least 6 drunk people a day

- smoking in the bathroom

- and gay ass white guys who think they are the shit.
henderson high by home_boy_faker January 11, 2005

Henderson High School

A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.
We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.

East Henderson High-school 

A shitty school in north carolina where its wither cuntry kids or white losers the teacers suck and every kid vape or smokes weed in the bathroom
no one wants to go to East Henderson High-school becasue no one likes that place
East Henderson High-school by cncm September 5, 2023

Henderson County High School 

A place where one can meet friends, walk by fat chicks having sex under the staircases,and get the thrilling chance to be stuck behind a bunch of loud Africans when you are in a hurry. But the most exciting thing about this magical place is that weird curly headed kids get the chance to have dance battles with Special-Education students so that the loser must vomit after the commencement of the battle. A popular tourist destination.
When I'm bored, I always go to Henderson County High School for fun!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026