1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad
by Brian M. and Travis W. September 1, 2008
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