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Heavy Bertation 

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

Heavy Bertations 

When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
Serene Branson had extremely heavy bertations while live on CBS 2 LA. Check you'll see.
Heavy Bertations by proy21 March 14, 2011

Heavy Bertation 

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.
Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.
Heavy Bertation by ironic777 March 4, 2011

heavy burdation 

an extremely confusing situation where one cannot find the words to express what is happening
we've had a berry very heavy burdation here tonight
heavy burdation by chort mcg March 8, 2011

heavy birdtation 

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts
can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.