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noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
by Phat'n'Gypsy July 03, 2010
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