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Only a very rear person has the last name hawver and that person is very kind ,funny ,sweet and when they find someone they love they will never get over them 💕 it's German and is pronounced ha-ver
Oh wow I meant this girl dude and she is the greatest girl ever there's something veary special and unic about her she Must be a hawver
hawver by Bigg booty Judy October 14, 2015
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An event that happens multiple times per year, most often on Sundays, which elicits groans of dissatisfaction from around the world
hamverbot by Friebay May 2, 2021

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021
It's the most common F1 podium we get to see in the latest years, despite hopes of interesting fights with different outcomes:

1st. Hamilton

2nd. Verstappen

3rd. Bottas
It can be a really painful and boring thing to see, expecially for Verstappen's fans and Bottas's fans (if any). Thus it can be generalized as something you don't really want to happen again, but deep inside you know it's gonna happen anyways and hurt your feelings.
1. "Yeah guys, that math exam was tough. I don't know if I passed it" - "Mate, you're gonna get full marks there, it's hamverbot for us"
2. "Sir, I think Dogecoin's value is finally coming to a neverending dip" - "Hamverbot. Buy more using your life insurance's money"
3. "It's lights out and away we go! Verstappen goes into turn 1, and goes past the mercedes!" (...) "Verstappen now leading by 22 seconds" (...) "GET IN THERE LEWIS"
hamverbot by Timebreakerita May 9, 2021

havering 

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

sex haver 

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.
Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver
sex haver by Trippisk December 6, 2016
It means to talk nonsense, chatter.
"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers
haver by Anita June 12, 2003
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