The act of hating bread. The social intolerance for anyone who tries to be nice to you. The act of making constant sexual references, rubbing other men's muscles, and "kissing them on the face". The notion of touching yourself to the thought of being molested by every band member of every metal band EVER. The thing you proclaim when you discover your husband/wife is gay. The act of threatening to kick someone's ass just because they're right, or won't do what you say. The act of becoming violent at the slightest joke made at your expense. The act of saying you don't care about being fat but losing 30 pounds over the summer.