An unconsiderate person who putsmeat on your side of the barbeque; when you yourself do not eat meat, because you are a dedicated vegetarian and meat digusts you.
Alex, I cant believe you did that. You know I don't eat meat. You're such a hashkey.
A man who takes the unbeaten path while surviving the "norms" of reality. He takes one foot in front of the other until he has reached his goal to complete sainthood. This is not to be confused with his utter sex appeal to women who seem to flock around him wherever he goes. He also creates laughter in odd places, like a cubicle or jail. Hasheley's are particularly drawn to the music industry, DJ, radio, xm satellite. Don't be fooled by a Hashley's seemingly fun nature...there's more to a Hashley then jokes.
I ran into a person I didn't know was real...he was a Hashley and he made me laugh and feel his pain at the same time. How is that possible?
Hashley is a Bad Bitch that is independent and free spirited. She loves to entertain and is the life of the party. She gets things done and is basically an Ashley but spicy. Get a Hashley in your life and cherish because she’s one of a kind.
A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves
Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"
Hashley is a kind loving guy, But dont take it for weakness, hashley likes to smoke weed on his own and and eat everything in the fridge, hes also a lot like marmite you either love him or ya hate him
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.