harpago 

Noun (ancient Roman naval terminology): a catapult-launched grappling hook, invented in the 1st century BCE by Marcus Agrippa, and successfully employed by himself (as commander of Roman naval forces) during the Battle of Actium, against the forces of Egyptian Queen Cleopatra VII, and her ally, the Roman triumvir Marcus Antonius (a.k.a. Mark Anthony).

"When Antony's larger Egyptian ships had penetrated the Roman line, Agrippa's smaller galleys successfully reeled them in for close marine combat by using the harpago."

harpago by speedog June 10, 2010

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

herpagonosyphilaids by koalaroo February 28, 2008

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis 

herpes, gonorrhea, siphillis, chlamidia, aids, hepatitis, vaginitis, and crabs in one, easy to pronounce word

dude, i heard that someone in our school has herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis! apparently, five hundred billion years ago, she was created by satan and god was so super pissed so he froze her in liquid carbonite and threw her to the depths of hell. well as the world grew older, she got ever closer to the surface of the planet. sources say that in 1927, african scientists found her and unfroze her body and she made each of them do the naughty with her. now there was one scientist for every disease she carried and each could only receive one of the diseases so herpes passed to one, chlamadia to another, until they all passed. then she had the scientists go to all parts of the world to spread the diseases so she can become stronger. that's how all std's were created and then spread throughout the world:)

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis by Das Coq July 30, 2009

herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.

So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.

herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

Herpagonasiphalaids 

A conbinations of Herpies, Gonorrhea, siphilous, and aids

Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual.

you kissed who you probably have Herpagonasiphalaids now.
or
I wouldnt sleep with you youll probably give me Herpagonasiphalaids

Herpagonasiphalaids by Noka November 19, 2007

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.

Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."

Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009

Harpaxophilia

When you get turned on or 'hot and bothered' by a robbery. A robbery fetish.

Kim Key Kibum pretended to rob his girlfriend because she had a sexual fetish for Harpaxophilia.

Harpaxophilia by TheDiversifier September 24, 2011