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harmenfuck 

Adj. used to describe a person that:
1. Talks to much
2. Is wrong about everything
3. is annoying as fuck
4. Has no game
5. who bottomline is an idiot
and in extreme cases overuses the phrase "aww hella shady"

chris: "tommy fool, I'm about to be a sick ass pitcher this year and all the ladies are gonna want me fool"
Tommy:"No your not, and they're not..your such a harmenfuck."
Chris:" awww hella shady"
harmenfuck by TBal January 13, 2009
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Haremfucker249 

Haremfucker249 is the canon name of the Persona 5, the Persona 5 royal and of the Persona 5 Strikers protagonist.
It's me, your leader: Haremfucker249!
Haremfucker249 by Yomamaxd April 22, 2021

harmendickity 

The itchy "point of no return" feeling in one's nose just prior to sneezing.
"So there I was, all lathered up in honey, when all of a sudden...hold on...*harmendickity* ACHOO!!"
harmendickity by chawalte May 12, 2010

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

hammerfuck 

To fuck someone or something with great intensity and ferocity.
Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.
hammerfuck by DankDonk May 17, 2006

Armenfuck 

A geriatric wrinkly aggressive man who lurks around car dealerships and tries to molest and kidnap female sales associates. A complete opposite of an Armentrout.
Dude, did you see Armenfuck try and grab Christen's breast?
Armenfuck by Sand Fuck May 31, 2017

Hammerfucked

Word used to described being hit by a gravity hammer and dying instantly in Halo 3. Word invented by Flawless Wicked and Knockuout21 in a 2v2 game on the second day after halo 3 released.
*died by gravity hammer* Enemy: dude, he got hammerfucked!
Hammerfucked by Flawless Wicked October 22, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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