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HardMOB or hM was a large community and a great portal of games and online servers back old days,now is only a big forum full of angry nerds and mod's with affirmation problems.
The forum itselfs consist of a number of rooms that discuss from hardware of pc,casemod and couter-strike to barbacues full of vodka and Chicken heart.
Most the things that you post on the forum are old, even they are not.
Blogmobs, a lots of blogmobs.
Your credibility on the forum depends how old are you(if you have a 1999 count, you have a big dick, above 2005 and above 999 messages you will suffer from a lot of people posting and remember you curret status...as a n00b.
:rolleyes:

STFU 2007

old

UNImed will come to fuck your ass

JCA creates hardMOB,them God create the universe.

blogmobs

hardMOB by YOUR ASS IS MINE September 6, 2007
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hArdmore 

like the coolest place ever to live. a place where you could only define it if you lived here. it's all about sev. jaseem. the bus route. suburban square. haverford high school. chestnutwald. the st. denis fun fair. park chilling. hArdmore owns over any town anyday suckaaas! represent.
I live in hArdmore and go to sev daily.
hArdmore by Katie + Jesus October 21, 2004
getting a handjob a blowjob and your balls played with all at the same time
the bitch i fucked lastnight gave me the most amazing hardjob afterwards
hardjob by rick haroldson June 5, 2007

hardmore  

A Fake ass "Ghetto" in the suburbs of Philly. Most people in hardmore think they are thuggers.
"I'm from hardmore thats why"
hardmore by Yungiinnn44liiffee December 7, 2006

Hardmonica 

A sexual act of inserting a large expensive cigar into someone's anal or vaginal orifice,
Bro... don't smoke that Cuban. I used it last night on Amber giving her a hardmonica.
Hardmonica by Slick Willie May 14, 2018

hardmoney gun 

A hardmoney gun is a Milwaukee impact gun used by IBEW Lineman to tighten most all hardware on powerpoles

(Not used by narrow backs)
Send up the hardmoney gun I’m tired of busting my knuckles with this Lowe wrench
hardmoney gun by Atom meatshaft D December 13, 2020

Hardmon$y 

the best rapper and chem teacher out there
look its HARDMON$Y!!!
Hardmon$y by antlover October 16, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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