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Haobo (n) is a term defining a player, a pimp, or a gansta who is semi narcissistic.

Haobo (v) to get owned in poker by the dark horse. to get caught on camera singing and dancing to backstreet boys.
Haobo can often be found at sporting clubs playing basketball with his many homies. He can also be spotted in various seattle clubs dancing with tall skinny asain girls.

Haobo likes girls who can clean and cook and shake their ass from the left to the right.

Haobo thinks he was a formal chinese god, who reincarnated from big white panda.

Haobo often likes to pose in front of anything reflective including shades, blank computer monitors as well as car windows (his favorite).
by Haobo Chen August 19, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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