handle the shit 

A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.

"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"

handle the shit by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

The "Oh Shit" Handle 

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

The "Oh Shit" Handle by mschne7 June 15, 2009

The Oh Shit! Handle 

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

The Oh Shit! Handle by Certamon May 5, 2009

The Oh-Shit Handle 

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.

"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.

The Oh-Shit Handle by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009