hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.

"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"

by Johnny Clemz December 9, 2008

Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011