Hamrsly

A hamrsley can be sighted in it's natural habitat; virtual chapel. Hamrsley's are allergic to lgbt people. A common way to find one is to ask for an RS teacher who doesn't know anything about religions other than Christianity.

A: I think hamrsly is wiping the board with his sock again...

B: oh that's why it always stinks in here

by POOPYDUCKY May 20, 2020

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011