Hamilton Creek is a mythological god of coitus who rules over certain lesser cults. Hamilton Creek can be used as a verb in some cases, it can be a code word for sex. People worship Hamilton Creek in their prayers for a quicky.
"I Hamilton Creeked Simone last night! It was great!"

"Please all mighty Hamilton Creek, I beg your blessings for my pleasure in partaking in coitus!"
by ZoeFletch101 November 8, 2018
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