ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 24, 2010

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020