Had've

A shortened form of "would have (been)". Another — dialectical — variation of this is "had'a".

It's a hypothetical conditional as opposed to 'had been'
—Somewhat prevalent in Australia. And it's also used in Britain, and some parts of the U.S.

Would've; Had'a; Hadn'a; Had've
—Had it have been different, people often wouldn't be such petty assholes

Had've by Abbie Snyder May 29, 2022

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.

After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! by Charles W. August 21, 2006

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" 

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" by Charles W. September 13, 2008

I've had it up to here 

usually used to describe when one has lost all patience for a situation or person.

an exaggerated hand movement is commonly used alongside this expression; the person raises their hand above their head flat and parallel to the ground to show where "up to here" is.

Jim: Hey, Tom. How's life going?
Tom: I've had it up to here! *raises hand*

I've had it up to here by momochki February 9, 2018

Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.

Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

Once you've had white, you never go back to black. by WileECoyote.genius September 26, 2022

Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

Houston, we've had a problem here by Archon723 July 17, 2009