hackkin

#1. extreme and uncontrollable coughin on a blunt!!!

# 2,3. Scenario were a newb smoker or even a LongTermCheifer W/ lung damage, cannot catch their breath, due to the lungs being overwhelmed by too much or too potent of smoke as it filling up the capacity of non-adjusted or unprepared lung space?

Term definer#1:: "so like i swp swp was saying swp we gotta swp" > "Cough hacc hacc cough >Loud unintelligible noises!!" Term definer #2: hahaha....D D Damn nigga!! You gunna be okay ? kid. I Thought you partake?

Term definer #1: muffles "Yea I just " gasp hacc gasp hacc hacc. "Only smoked ''hacc gasp'' a few times''
Term definer #2 : smh ,"Ok ok Baby New Breath , quit all dat HACKKIN, you soaking up my fire foo! Damn!! ,

yuh ABC Extinguisher! "
"Either yu man-UP and handle that like a real 1 or pass tha Doutchie to tha left !- wit yo baby lung havin ass! "

by RandomicusXprime December 3, 2018

p-hacking

Exploiting –perhaps unconsciously - researcher degrees of freedom until p<.05.

That finding seems to have been obtained through p-hacking, the authors dropped one of the conditions so that the overall p-value would be less than .05.

She is a p-hacker, she always monitors data while it is being collected.

by PProf March 1, 2012

p-hacking

Manipulation of statistics such that the desired outcome assumes "statistical significance", usually for the benefit of the study's sponsors. Usually done by ex post facto choice of significance labels and simple reporting of results as being conclusive regardless of calculated p-value. This depends on the public's general lack of understanding of statistical measures and press non-reportage of details.

Also the basis of nutrition research.

Study: "Soy protein was shown to reduce cancer rates in rats with a p <1.0" (effectively random data)

Next day's headline: "Soy Cures Cancer"

Sales soar 1000%

p-hacking = Profit.

by Cortical Vortex June 12, 2015

hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017

hacking the mainframe

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.

hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010

tengo hacking

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

hackinetti

n. a person who attempts to steal the established idea of another person, but in doing so demonstrates a complete lack of facility with the English language. Can also be a person who is afflicted with an intense lack of creativity.
Extremely starved for attention, the hackinetti can often be:
1) observed annoying strangers by trying to get high-fives from them, or
2) heard to shout the phrase “Look at me and my new word!” while riding a conspicuously short bus (with tinted windows).

n., slang. The colloquial definition of “hackinetti” has most recently manifested itself in street-speak. In that particular environment, the definition of “hackinetti” has evolved to mean “stupid fellating whore”.

v. Engaging in the act of (or otherwise giving the appearance of) hackinettying. Can also reference the act of providing extremely stupid, poorly worded examples by way of explanation or justification.

You hackinettied the term paper from the smartest kid in school so you are such a hackinetti! And danim is insaynee-o! durrrrr!

by Mack Caddy November 28, 2006