h0msa

An annoying person who goes into chat rooms and starts saying nonsense.

His name is probably drived from " Homsar " from homestarrunner.com

"She didnt beat the red"
"Animal pennies in the soap"
"If I was a rich man, Id buy a blue monkety servant and play it a penny"

by Cheez Wiz April 16, 2006

hamsatchel

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

by The M September 24, 2005

arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

hamsap

Pervert in Cantonese.

Jay is a Hamsap boy, he always peek at girl bathing.

by Lei Lou Mou March 16, 2014

Hamsa

A beautiful outgoing, but sometimes shy girl. They usually have amazing hair and a killer body. The beauty of them is how humble they are. Hamsas are very loyal and can be trusted with any secret. They have amazing sense of right and wrong, they don't hurt anyone intentionally and won't let people hurt others either. They are amazing, well rounded, memorable girls that leave a lasting effect on you.

Jake: hey who IS that?

Arian: That's Hamsa bro, freaking sweetheart

Jake: Word, I wanna meet her

by Educator721 November 3, 2012

Homsar

1. A song from the 60s
2. One who thinks he can twice
3. One who was raised by a cup of coffee
4. One whose Jenga ship was shanked
5. One who tapes a spoon to an eggplant for a pumpkin carving contest
6. One whose hat repeatedly flies off his head and majestically back on in a circular motion while he utters nonsense

Homsar, tell us about your childhood.
I was raised by a cup of coffee.
Really. How did you end up here?
Twas the pride of the peaches.

by Giusto April 10, 2003