gymnot 

Somebody who thinks they are amazing at gymnastics, when in reality they have never taken a single gymnastics training session or have only been to one, they have a tendency to say they are able to do what a gymnast can do, ie. Splits, or they think they can do something perfect when they can't

Gymnot: Look! I can do the splits!:D

Gymnast: You're at least 10 inches off the floor:/

gymnot by knows what they are on about January 20, 2014

to gymnologize 

To gymnologize:

The art of debating whilst naked.

I think it's a good idea to gymnologize that.

to gymnologize by mcfearless09 April 13, 2010

gymnophoria 

The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

After I walked away from the guy I was talking to, I had a mad case of gymnophoria.

gymnophoria by Meggo My Eggo June 26, 2008

gynotikolobomassophile

It is someone who likes to nibble on womens' earlobes.

My husband wouldn't stop nibbling my earlobes. I thinks he's a gynotikolobomassophile.

gynotikolobomassophile by MaTt mAtT March 8, 2004

Gynotariff 

What men have to pay when they get screwed in a marriage.

--alimony, child support for maternity and paternity fraud, ex-wives’ attorneys’ fees, financial support of anti-male legislation and organizations, etc..

If you get married, there is a 50% chance you will have to pay a Gynotariff because feminazis think all men are evil.

When do you ever see a woman paying a gynotariff?

Not only will you have to ask permission to see YOUR child, but you will be broke and forced to pay a gynotariff because you got caught up with a trifling bitch

--Coined by Marc H. Rudov, the No-Nonsense man

Gynotariff by Starving Lazarus April 23, 2008

GYMOTG 

G - GET
Y - YOUR
M - MIND
O - OUT
T - THE
G - GUTTER

Girl: Dude its 69 degrees! How can u not find that funny?
Guy: LOL OMFG ADRIANA NOW I GET YOU. GYMOTG

GYMOTG by Chuck Claudenfinklesteinenberg December 1, 2009

gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.

He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac

gynotikolobomassophilia by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004