1. "A mullet-styled hairdo grown from the gullet"
2. "A hairdo where the mullet itself is shaped like a gullet"
3. "Gullet in the front, Kool-Aid in the back"
MA: Pa, why does that bison skull always haunt us in our left corner whenever we're a huntin'?

PA: I done shot at it with 18 boxes of bullets but the dyern thing won't crackle, bah

MA: Well, maybee we can pay that Indian to get rid of it

PA: I'll give him a gulletullet, them Indians love gettin paid in gulletullets because gulletullets are IN on the Oregon Trail
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