groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.

"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."

by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.

After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

getting money everyday I’ma ground hog

the worst lil wayne line ever. ground hogs don't get money. if someone figures out why he says that tell me

getting money everyday I’ma ground hog
is a very stupid line

by j-rob mad fresh July 6, 2010

Ground hog grease

The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.

Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.

Sue: So what happened?

Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.

by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

ground hog

when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.

Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!

by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004

Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021