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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.


She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
by Larry_the_K October 27, 2006
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