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gretchan 

A short girl, usually snobby, who gets jealous when her friend hangs out with their best friend. Mostly with a lot of brothers and has a complicated parent story. Always with dirty blonde hair. Gretchans usually get jealous and petty fast. Never really pretty but can stab you in the back fast. Stay away from a Gretchan
Whoa, Gretchan freaked when Ashley and Sarah hung out without her!
gretchan by Emily Hawk February 21, 2017
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Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Gretchen 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!
Wow, look at Gretchen isn't she amazing?
Yea, she's the kind of girl I would give anything to just to see her smile!
Gretchen by Airdan June 20, 2013
The ship name of the two daddies Ethan and Grayson, the dolan twins
i ship grethan
grethan by daddyydolan May 27, 2018
the ship name for the Dolan Twins
Gr- for Grayson and ethan- For Ethan
I LIVE FOR GRETHAN
grethan by j roy June 15, 2018
'Grethan' is the ship name for the YouTube twins Ethan and Grayson Dolan. Fans ship them either as a bromance or romance, the most popular and accepted one being the former.
I ship Grethan, I think they'd be a cute couple.

Ew, why do you ship Grethan, they're brothers!
Grethan by grethan98 December 25, 2017
Grethan is a ship that should be more widely accepted though it is incest based.
"how could someone ship Grethan? They're brothers!"

"it doesn't matter, they're cute!"
Grethan by dolannnnnnnn June 6, 2018
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