greesper

a sly, cunning person that uses his ways a lot to con or brainwash someone to do what he wants. this person is the opposite of a gwapper

did you see the way that dude tricked that girl into hooking up with him? what a freaking greesper man!

dude you are greesping hard right now. ive never seen anyone greesp this hard in my life.

greesper by MikeyDoo01 July 7, 2011

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Greeper

a Twilight fan. A combination of gay and creeper. Greeper.

Did you see how many Greepers were in Forks, WA today?

Greeper by dawnmission November 11, 2009

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greeper

a device applied to the two ends of a cord, tying them together in a conventional bow and enabling the knot to be loosened and tightened, without ever coming undone. Typical application: shoe laces, swimming shorts, sports trousers etc.

have you got the Greeper device on your shoes?

greeper by Peter Greedy April 17, 2008

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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