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greek tag 

A traditional greek pastime. The objective is for people between the ages of 3- 43 to look at pictures of goats untill they grow an erection. The first one to grow an erection is "it" After growing an erection the person who is "it" must chase the others around the village untill their cumshot hits the opponent. The peson who is tagged must lick the cum off the other person and spit it into a lobsters asshole. Then they must cook the lobster and feed it to the local retard. The person tagged must have sex with the village retard until the retard has an orgasm or shits all over him.
It is important to stretch before a game of greek tag, wouldn't want to break my penis!
greek tag by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

green tagging 

the art of meeting a girl at the bar just to have consensual sex with in the womens bathroom then never calling her again
Feeling quite horny and drunk Boofus decided to attempt a green tagging on the blonde at the bar.

Boofus smiled widely as he left the women's bathroom knowing he had executed a perfect green tagging.
green tagging by Bill Selby January 11, 2009

Green name tags

clowns in abwr who have the light green name tags and are really dumb
red name: man these green names are really dumb
green name tags: UpDateWHen?
Green name tags by yo gamer March 10, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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