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grated dick 

When a slut is really bad at giving head and uses her teeth instead of her lips. The name is given because her teeth on your dick was like taking your dick to a cheese grater. Often result in blue balls or just well you know...
(ex 1)
guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*

a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"

gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*

a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"

gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"

(ex 2)
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)

bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"

girl: "oh sorry what"

bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"
grated dick by erikkk December 15, 2012
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Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Cheese Grater Dick by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"

Dick Cheese Grater 

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
Dick Cheese Grater by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater 

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026