A homosexual male who at first appears to be "artsy" or "earthy," but is in fact just stylized to look that way. Also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.
Jerem: "I saw Phil the other day! He had dirty hair and a long beard, he's totally turning into a granola homo.
by Luc Samatas February 14, 2010
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