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grammel toe

When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe
person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge

Gramel Toe

Noun: A Gramel Toe is where the area of the body known as the vagina becomes squished up within the fabric of the clothing around this area. This variation on the original 'Camel Toe' is specifically found in the older population, eg. OAP's, Elderly, Retired persons.
Whoa, check out that GILF over there with the gramel toe.

Gramel toe

when an elderly woman a.k.a a grandma has a camel toe.
"ewe that old hag has a gramel toe"
Gramel toe by nominama December 3, 2009

Grammal Toe 

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.
This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.

Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe
Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!
Gramel Toe by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017

gramel toe

A grandmother whose pants look like they are being eaten by her vagina. A grandmother with camel toe.
That old hags puss must be hungry cuz she was sporting gramel toe.
gramel toe by Jimbojangles June 14, 2008
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