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grabby granny 

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
grabby granny by milphunter March 9, 2015
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East Granby

Very small town located in Connecticut. Most people found there are most likely preppy or smoke pot. And unfortunatly the people that aren't either have to deal with them.
I live in east granby, you know, where all the preps live
Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.
I done got edumacated in Granby.
Granby by Chris January 21, 2005
A small, generally unkown, upper middle class town located in the farmington valley (CT), boarding towns including: east granby, simsbury, canton, barkhamsted, suffield, and southwick (MA).

Granby includes West Granby and North Granby. The population is somewhere

Granby is consistently highly ranked highly in academic performance. In 2009 Granby was tied in 9th place with Westport for CMT testing. It was also rated the 3rd best small town to live in (#1 Old Saybrook, #2 Weston). The population is about 11,000 people and a seemingly equal number of horses, goats and cows.

Granby is possibly one of the most boring towns in Connecticut. Refusing many commercial businesses, the town remains an isolated, undeveloped, and relaxed environment. There are thousands of acres of nature preserve as well. Most residents tend to work in the insurance industry. The town is much like an undeveloped Simsbury or a more developed Suffield.
Person: Where are you from?

Granby Person: Granby

Person: Where is that?

Granby Person: You know where that notch is on the north side of the state?

Person: No...
Granby by GCT076 March 21, 2010

The Granby 

The Granby is a very popular gay club, in the UK. Every weekend lesbians and gay men from far afield flock to Reading for a great night out
"Do you like hefty looking women who play rugby and down pints like men?" "I sure do." "Great! Then head off to The Granby this Monday and watch all the dykes dance to trash disco music, while smoking Marlboro Lights and wearing their Primark jeans!"
The Granby by Susan January 29, 2005

Pulling a Granby 

A phrase used to describe rampage or spree of destruction. Referencing the famous "Killdozer Rampage" in which Marvin Heemeyer destroyed much of the town of Granby, Colorado on June 4th 2004 using his heavily modified bull dozer.
Dude, if the DMV doesn't stop fucking me around, I swear to god I'm going to end up pulling a granby.
Pulling a Granby by Roger Bomar April 21, 2010

East Granby

East Granby by Chris January 22, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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