gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.

Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.

gouch gremlin by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Gooch Gremlin 

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.

Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?

Gooch Gremlin by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011