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gothic ho 

someone who, according to the teenies in the middle school, is a devil worshiper and a slut. normally this conclusion is drawn by idiots who see girls that happen to wear all black for a day. gothic isn't bad enough, so of course they must add "ho".
that girl is such a gotchic ho!

she wears all black, all the time! wat a gothic ho

AIM:
mr.brehlr:"im lisa, and im a stupid gothic ho!"
vkittykat:ok, stfu already im not gothic u asshole
gothic ho by Lydia Greene September 30, 2006
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Gothic House 

An obscure room on a widely known online-avatar chatroom, Habbo.
Owned by a rad dude named A
Erudite
"Hey dood, let's head over to the Gothic House"
"LOLOLOLOLOL THIS EXAMPLE IS TEH SUCKS"
"Darn tootum"
Gothic House by Fragd January 8, 2009

Gothic Horror 

A genre of horror that's hands down one of the oldest as it developed in England by an overly dramatic homo named Horace Walpole as the style in America was developed by writers who were historians, school teachers and literary critics in the 19th Century. The American approach was developed by Washington Irving with The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow as the form took on different personalities. In the mid-1990s the writer who eventually wrote The Cabbie Homicide combined double homicide language, philosophical insight and real life horrors such as gang violence, church burning and addressing legalism in the church in a very dark way.

The Cabbie Homicide introduced Gothic Horror into narrative journalism which came out in a way where it was according to "Mohs Scale of Lyrical Hardness" would be a ten. The 20th century approach -- stems from William Hope Hodgson, Bram Stoker with his last novel and short story output, H. P. Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, and others. The House of Pain E-zine shown other examples as Temple of Dagon saw the Cthulhu Now timeline as the new Cthulhu Mythos playground named for the Cabbie Homicide's authors last name. Where it plays up in real cities and real neighborhoods, as it interweaves with the real histories of the area as well.
Edgar Allan Poe's The Telltale Heart gave Gothic Horror a new personality and threw an entirely new approach to the style as he introduced this as a short form. A Cemetery Dream introduced in 2000 had an ultra-violent, extremely gore soaked approach ala Se7en meets Dreams in the Witch House. The Cabbie Homicide when introduced in the LiveJournal Goth Community they thought it was a work of fiction but when he mentioned how the convicted murderer was in his 7th grade homeroom, some friends were going, "That's really fucked up, and especially fucked up that you knew him."
Gothic Horror by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Hot Gothic 

An off-shoot of the gothic subculture. This sub-sub-culture group's musical tastes and clothing style center around the merchandise from the popular store Hot Topic. This group has little in common with goth-dom's more established sub groups such as the Rivetheads (industrial goths), Gravers (clubber/raver goths), Death Rockers (punk/goth hybrids), or the multitude of other groups. Usually younger, anywhere from 13 to 17. They tend to focus more on appearance and much less on the ethics of counter-culture, and often quickly move on to another trend. Hot Gothics can normally be found wandering in or hanging out at malls, almost always accompanied by 3 to 5 other Hot Gothics. Common musical tastes range from performers like Marilyn Manson and Insane Clown Posse to Lamb of God and KoRn.
"Please, think of the poor goth icons, spay or neuter your Hot Gothics today. Jack Skelington will thank you."
Hot Gothic by Adam Stansbury July 21, 2008

Hot Gothic 

Used to desrcibe the store Hot Topic that many teenage posers shop at.
Check out those dorks over there. They look like Hot Gothic puked all over them.
Hot Gothic by Matttt December 29, 2005
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