Got to three

What someone says after biting into their Tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial.

Poorly drawn boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Owl: Let's find out, one...a-two-hooo....three (crunch), three.
Anonymous voice: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know....

Dude: How many?
Bub: Don't know, got to three.
Dude: Aw, who cares, let's get wasted.

by Yep Nope September 19, 2005