gopher trap

While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.

1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.

gopher trap by jawn doodley December 9, 2008

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gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

gopher trap by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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