Inspired by the song by the Klaxons, this is the age old process of creeping up on someone and poking them hard as you can in the gooch whilst possibly smacking or grabbing at their bollocks! If it don't hurt it's not a golden skan! To add a bit of variety/excitement you can chant the words "golden skan" afterwards to a variety of well-known tunes, this also emphasises the annoyance and advertises to others the fact that your victim has well and truly been golden skanned!
by Golden skan March 12, 2007
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to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?
person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
by BrightDevil August 18, 2010
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