I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006