Gohnoherpashyphildia 

When a person has alot of std's. it's a combo of Gohnorria, herpes, shypillius, and chlymidia

Dang that bitch is so nasty i bet she got Gohnoherpashyphildia!

Gohnoherpashyphildia by Emmaliscious March 6, 2008

gohna-herpa-syphll-aids 

an STD that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. This STD can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. The woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. Starting from the head of the penis, down the shaft, until it reaches the testicles, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. The only treatment is amputation

A man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got "gohna-herpa-syphll-aids" and then lost his penis, one testicle, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake testicle and no penis.

God bless him.

gohna-herpa-syphll-aids by bigmenifee October 14, 2009

gohnasyphaherpalaids 

What a person known for indulging in many sexual acts is said to have, meaning alot of STD's. While not an actual STD, it's an urban legend about an STD only carried by whores/ sluts/ prostitutes/ yersister/ barsluts.

Joe, "Hey man, did you hear about what that slut Betty did at the party Friday night?"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"

gohnasyphaherpalaids by Mike The Skunk October 2, 2005

gohnk 

To look like you're smelling fresh dog shit.

And I looked like GOHNK what's that smell, yo??

gohnk by Punjab May 22, 2017

Gohnson

Commonly confused with a Johnson, a Gohnson is when you spit on a girls ass and it slides onto the floor.

Person 1: "Hey your bathroom floor is wet"
Person 2: "Yeah I was poppin Gohnsons off my girls ass earlier. "
Person 1: "What the fuck"

Gohnson by schmethan March 17, 2021

Gohnoherpashyphilaids 

Similar to Gohnoherpashyphildia, but with an absolute zero chance of actually living. (Terminal)

Tyler: Hey Robb, did you hear that Zach died?
Robb: Yeah, he fought Gohnoherpashyphildia for years.

Tyler: No, it was Gohnoherpashyphilaids...

Gohnoherpashyphilaids by Mondoblitzer April 18, 2011

Gohnasyphillitis

A condition people have when they are promiscuous or when they have had many sexual partners.

"Man, Cassie's been with so many dudes she has gohnasyphillitis!"

Gohnasyphillitis by VIP Party Whores June 13, 2008