godzilla drunk 

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.

To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.

godzilla drunk by Plastered March 19, 2005