goathead

The seat behind the driver in a car is known as 'goathead'.

John called shotgun, Josh called roostertail right, so Charles was left with goathead.

by Aaron January 26, 2005

Goathead

Noun; Adjective; Verb
1. A term referring to a person who ditches his or her friends with little or no notice.
2. A person who will frequently ditch his or her friends for a significant other, or simply just for a member of the opposite sex.
3. As a verb, it is a term used to desribe the action of being blown off, stood up, or ditched.

Vaughn is such a Goathead! he said we were going to hang out tonight, but when I call him he won't pick up his phone!

Vaughn Goatheaded me for a fifteen year old girl! What a creep, and what a jerk!

by mother vicious September 24, 2008

Goat Herd

British aristocratic male. From their dream job, where they spend all day pulling on their nanny's tits.

Camilla's father was immensely proud she was marrying a goat herd with a title.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

goatheaded

Drunk or high; wasted.

"Jane drank a whole six-pack by herself last night and got a little goatheaded."

by Whitters January 21, 2005

GOAThead

Greatest of all time Head. When oral sex is performed outdoors with both participants naked in an area containing tribulus terrestris plants. The combined pain and pleasure is GOAT!

Went out to the desert and Sally gave me GOAThead. When we got back to the truck we had to pick the goatheads out of my feet and her knees.

by Dan Wrather October 25, 2020

goatheadsuckerfish

Homey. Hillbilly. Derogatory compliment. Ok.

This idiot is a goatheadsuckerfish.

by TonuGGoatheadsuckerfish December 27, 2021