gnome toss 

To change from missionary to upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.

"What, Dean, you were saying...?"
"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."
"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"

gnome toss by CardCaptains October 28, 2008

GnomeToys

A small company which has recently risen to be one of the world's top manufacturers of Heavy Industrial Lubricants and refurbished condoms.

Man: "Honey, we're out of Anal-eze again!"
Man2: "Just call GnomeToys, their prices are great and their delivery is super quick!"

GnomeToys by GnomeToys April 9, 2003