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Verb: to glyzorp

The act of making love to a portrait of Ainsley Harriot. To officially glyzorp, one must be wearing nothing but a chef's hat. At all times during the act of glyzorp, one must listen to the 1812 overture and sing the lyrics to All Star by Smash Mouth. CRNM.
"Hey man, I got bored yesterday so I decided to glyzorp".
by KentishP=NP December 26, 2016
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