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gloop glop 

A cracked out, drunk alcoholic, that walks around the streets like a zombie. Most of the time defying gravity. Speaking in a language that no one can decipher. Hails mainly from North Oakland, but can be seen in cities across the USA.
Oh my god check out that crazy crack head across the street screamin at traffic", Says Jim. Todd replies, " Nah thats just a local gloop glop.
gloop glop by King Gloop July 9, 2011
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Glip gloop glop 

A few words in a alien language
Alien 1: Grobble gob glip gloop glop?
Alien 2: Grob Gob Glip gloop glop

Double Top Glop Glop 

When two bitches slurp and gargle their saliva on each side of your dick
"Damn bro last night Emma and Ashley gave me that Double Top Glop Glop"

"No they didn't, you fucking retard. Stop capping, get off the adderall and go get some bitches."
it's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews.
glip glop by BurritoFist July 23, 2015
He drank 20 pints of Stella, the glop head.
glop head by Bob Cresswell September 20, 2006
glop by Uli April 29, 2005

Goobly-glop 

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.
We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom
Goobly-glop by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017
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