the skills to choke down eight plus inches of man meat, latex toys, or lucky vegetables. the defining factor if she's a "keeper".
guy1: "dude, she totally proved to me last night that she could glauck glauck glauck, the whole thing!"
guy2: "right on, so are you going to propose?"
by david punctuation February 11, 2014
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