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ghetto wind 

When someone goes outside while on a Skype call, and the wind jacks up everybody's headphones.
Charlie: Holy jumping Jesus on a breakstick, you created so much ghetto wind

Max: Oh shit yeah

Marielle: Sorry

God: #coverup

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.
There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

Ghetto Window 

Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.
T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.

Ghettowide 

A single-wide trailer that has been built onto and turned into a double-wide or house-like structure.
My sister just moved into a ghettowide on the outskirts of the trailer park. It's nice and big inside.
Ghettowide by Nymesis717 December 22, 2009