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ghettiquette 

Socially acceptable behavior in the ghetto. Good manners in a bad neighborhood.
It is considered good ghettiquette to pour out the first drink of your forty to honor your dead homies.

It is considered bad ghettiquette to fuck up the rotation. Puff, puff, pass.
ghettiquette by Coell December 28, 2005

Gaytiquette 

Etiquette for when interacting with gays.
Set of social rules for straight people to have in account when interacting with gays
I usually let my gay co-workers to go first at the door. Yeah, I have gaytiquette.
Gaytiquette by Khannon November 27, 2012

Gitiquette 

Combination of Git and etiquette.

Conduct while collaborating using the Git Version Control System (typically in an open-source {software} project) that is courteous to fellow developers, and results in a clear and readable Git history.
Committing only on the master branch is considered poor Gitiquette, as is using "git push --force".
Gitiquette by Thijzert October 16, 2012

ghettoquette 

the proper conduct or procedure prescribed by people of a lower economic class. See also ghettiquette
I scored a sack for my friend and she did not smoke me out before she left. That bitch has no ghettoquette.

Gametiquette 

Gamer 1: "I want to eat chips but then I'd have to wash my hands"
Gamer 2: "Why?"
Gamer 1: "I don't want to get my new controller dirty"
Gamer 2: "That's great gametiquette

Gymetiquette 

behavior that not only violates contextual standards of decorum, but does so in a manner that is absurd and frequently hilarious (at least to observers); derived from the phrase GYM ETIQUETTE, ethical or socially appropriate conduct, procedure, or decorum in the gym or exercise setting. Alternate spellings: gymetiquette, gemetiquet, gemetiket, jemetiquet, jemetiquette, j’metiquet, j’metiquette.
1. When the egomaniacal bodybuilder who never re-racks the weights correctly is caught fondling his girlfriend’s thong while they admire some nuance of their musculature in the gym mirrors as if no one else is in the room, another lifter might utter "That's not good gymetiquette." 2. When taking the cute boy who works at the bank out for a first date, if you order mountain oysters from the menu, he might suggest that "Calf fries on a first date are NOT good j'metiquette" before deleting your number from his cell phone. 3. If a person sits in the front row of an LSAT wearing nothing over his nether bits but a loose-fitting pair of cut-offs, the proctor might scribble "Gymetiquette fail" on the top of his exam. 4. When settling in for a friendly game of poker, if one of the players insists on licking every card, the other players might mutter, "that ain't proper gymetiquette," before throwing pork rinds at the card-licker.
Gymetiquette by Eglentyne May 21, 2011