When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc
(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.
by Carlos, NY January 11, 2010
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