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geeit by geeit_88 April 27, 2017
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geethan is literally the best man to ever live. He is the best man in canada and in the world.
Wow dude. Did u see that dude over there?
Yeah dude, he is such a 'geethan'
Geethan by n1cky g February 6, 2020
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geeit geet geeters Geert geetesh GEETANSHU geetard geetha Geethanjali geektard
Geeta is a very pretty, smart, nice, funny and strong headed girl, she is a representation of union of goddesses Mahalakshmi Devi and Saraswati Devi
You seem to be a very nice person like Geeta.
Geeta by Bot17122204 August 7, 2020
Geeta is a very pretty, smart, funny, clumsy girl. She is very cute at times. She is very loyal & trust worthy. A very beautiful person who doesn't pay much attention to herself. Someone who cares about everyone's feelings. She can be pretty mean but she still cares alot. She doesn't put alot of confidence in herself and she tries everything she can to be there for somebody in need. If you get a chance to date her take it because she will make you the happiest person in the world. Once you get to meet her she is extremely shy... But then when you warm up to her, she is one chatterbox and will be pretty crazy..she will always be there for you <333
Handsomeguylovesgeeta
Geeta by anonymous October 12, 2021
Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.
BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.
geiter by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
Typically the guy who you would copy off of on a test, has glasses most of the time and his parents get mad if his grades drop below a 95, he may sound like a nerd but he has a pretty great sense of humor!
Geetan's parents: YOUR GRADES ARE TERRIBLE! A 92! I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER!
geetan by Slick Snake February 13, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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