gaysume

a compilation of homosexual instances in one's life; can be verbal or physical

Jeffrey enhanced his gaysume by accidentally brushing his hand against Kurt's crotch

While watching Charmed, Mari proclaimed, "I'd shove my face so deep into Alyssa Milano's yaya if I had the chance"

by Franky Bananas February 2, 2009

Gaykume

A feeling of anger and disappointment towards something. It is another way of describing something or someone you don't like.

Imagine you are playing a video game: My teammates are so gaykume!

by Lumpsters November 3, 2019

gaysome

Something that is both gay and awesome.

I just made out with Billy Corgan. It was gaysome!

by eejee September 10, 2010

gaysome

A threesome of gay people, not the sex threesome, just a collection of three gay people. Who are lifemates.

You guys make such a cute gaysome.

by MyFast August 21, 2007

gaygument

An argument about whether a person is gay or straight.

Cait: I can't see how u don't see it. Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings trilogy are gay lovers. It's so obvious...the funny looks they give each other...they're in loooooove.

Jeff: Oh come on, they are just 2 men who have a very strong bond brought on by much hardship and struggle. Sam even marries a WOMAN by the end.

This argument qualifies as a gaygument.

by Jeffrey Ramras July 7, 2004

gaysmell

To smell of gayness.

"You actually thought Chris would beat down Anderson? Bro, you're gaysmell."

by The Jonstrosity July 2, 2006

gaysumption

When something is so gay it induces sudden and violet death by gayness.

Carl was in a work meeting that was off the gaydar, last I heard he died of gaysumption

by d-krak April 14, 2023