gaymz 

Mind-games that gay people play, especially if they are not interested in you or wish to tease, flirt, gossip and/or cock-block.

"I really like this guy, but he says that he'll call and never does. I think he's playing GAYMZ with me."
"That chick is kewl but all she does is play GAYMZ; I think she may be a Lesbian."

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gaymz by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015

jizz gaymz 

NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

jizz gaymz by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.

Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013

Gamzee 

Some clown MoTheRfUcKer that honks

Bike horns are the safeword and ICP stays on during sex

I tell my partner to choke me like Gamzee

Gamzee by Sollux captor the bee fucker April 1, 2020

Gamzee Makara 

Mother Fucking Miracles

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"

Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012

Gamzeesexual 

Being sexually attracted to murderous juggalo aliens.

Homestucker: Daaaamn I'm feelin really gamzeesexual right now.... any Reader x Gamzee fics I can read?

Gamzeesexual by Whopper09 December 9, 2012

Gaymous 

A gay person achieving a high level of fame, but limited to within the gay community.

Ever since he appeared on Logo, that bitch is gaymous!

Gaymous by MattNYC May 17, 2011